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Recent Movie Reviews


Poontah! Poontah!

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Eh...

I thought the animation and the voice acting was great and I'd give this cartoon a 10/10 for just that if the joke wasn't so lame. Who hasn't heard this joke before? Not only have I heard a spoken word version of this joke but I've seen this on Futurama before. It's exactly the same joke even. "Do you choose death or Snoo Snoo?" "I choose death" "Ok you get death.. by snoo snoo!" It's not even a very funny joke to begin with. Again the art and animation was perfect but the joke is just so easy and over done.. This cartoon is way over rated.



Pitchy: Halloween Safety Pitchy: Halloween Safety

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Lmao

lmao, that was great. Like a negro? I loved that part, except people will get offended and vote zero. But not me! Loved all of it, especially that part. 5/5


Tlaxcatl responds:

Yes indeed the fifties were wild and crazy timeses


SOAD - Cigaro SOAD - Cigaro

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Nice

System of a Down really makes no sense to me... I think they should be court ordered not to allow malakian to sing, he sounds gay. Anywho...very well animated.....Uhhh, i think that's about all. The song didn't seem to flow very well with the cartoon. I mean, it did..but the song doesn't really have a good flow to animate to, so that's not entirely your fault. I really didn't like the song. Fuck soad with their shitty music and political messages. Listen to some real music like In Flames. Get 'Clayman'. That's their best album.


Recent Game Reviews


:the game: :the game:

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

This is way over rated

What the hell? You just kill yourself over and over again. This is boring as fuck.



Pumpkin Pumpkin

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Impossible

I would of gave it a passing grade if it were possible to keep the fucking thing alive.



Interactive Forest Interactive Forest

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Not bad but..

I know you're just throwing some old flash on newgrounds, but you can't actually interact with the forest. Just look at it up close. It depletes it's on purpose.


lightningbomb responds:

thank you for the review. :)