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Poontah! Poontah!

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Eh...

I thought the animation and the voice acting was great and I'd give this cartoon a 10/10 for just that if the joke wasn't so lame. Who hasn't heard this joke before? Not only have I heard a spoken word version of this joke but I've seen this on Futurama before. It's exactly the same joke even. "Do you choose death or Snoo Snoo?" "I choose death" "Ok you get death.. by snoo snoo!" It's not even a very funny joke to begin with. Again the art and animation was perfect but the joke is just so easy and over done.. This cartoon is way over rated.



Pitchy: Halloween Safety Pitchy: Halloween Safety

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Lmao

lmao, that was great. Like a negro? I loved that part, except people will get offended and vote zero. But not me! Loved all of it, especially that part. 5/5


Tlaxcatl responds:

Yes indeed the fifties were wild and crazy timeses


SOAD - Cigaro SOAD - Cigaro

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Nice

System of a Down really makes no sense to me... I think they should be court ordered not to allow malakian to sing, he sounds gay. Anywho...very well animated.....Uhhh, i think that's about all. The song didn't seem to flow very well with the cartoon. I mean, it did..but the song doesn't really have a good flow to animate to, so that's not entirely your fault. I really didn't like the song. Fuck soad with their shitty music and political messages. Listen to some real music like In Flames. Get 'Clayman'. That's their best album.



Scaramush! Scaramush! Scaramush! Scaramush!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

What's with all the Bohemian Rhapsody?

What's with Bohemian Rhapsody lately? I downloaded the song at about the same time the lost rhapsody appeared, which was a weird coincidence because that's the first time i've heard the song outside of waynes world. Now this, this is even weirder. What are the fucking odds? Anyway, this was good. Keep up the good work.



The Child of B - Drifting The Child of B - Drifting

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Wow...

maybe i should make a shitty tribute to someone to get something on NG.


IndigloClock responds:

SBC was the king of the portal - submit.


Hart's Valentine II Hart's Valentine II

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

sweet

I must be the only reviewer that recognized the kickboxer spoof. This is more of a review of your reviews (I know, I'm a retard). Those people can't tell when you're joking, like when hart said that america will win cause we have honor (an obvious play on those america vs. wherever movies)....Dumbasses. I won't mention the other crappy comments, they're all basically the same. Nice runtogether spoof on 'Rocky 4' and 'Kickboxer'. Keep on truckin'.



Lost Rhapsody Lost Rhapsody

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Weird Coincidence

I downloaded the song 'Bohemian Rhapsody' (the Queen one) about the same time this appeared on NG. Then I watched it and was like, "holy crap, that's strange". Wasn't the same song (increased tempo and weird al's strange voice), but i knew the words :). Never saw lost, but I'll give you a good review anyway because it seemed to go along with the song.


CapnBob responds:

Thanks! The video makes a lot more sense if you watch the show. Try renting the first season, you might like it!


The Nail The Nail

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

hmmmmm

That sucked. All it was was a bunch of pictures flashing and a children of bodom song. You could of picked a much better song, and one that didn't drag on so long (that way you could of put more effort into it without worrying about making the time span). I would suggest pretty much any song from 'Follow the Reaper'. All of those songs kick ass. I guess it's not too bad for your first music video, but it's definetely not newgrounds worthy IMO. Try a little harder next time.



The END Game? The END Game?

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Not bad

A few things wrong with it. Senseless violence marked with a song that makes the cartoon look like it has some meaning. I played it with no sound however, and the value went down big time. Some guy in a building slashing SWAT team people (i don't know if they were SWAT but whatever). You should of thrown in an action song, not some shitty overused meaningless Linkin Park song.... God I hate Linkin Park, every fucking pre-teen on the planet loves those faggots. There might be a meaning to this cartoon (or plot) but you're the only one who knows what it is. You're a pretty good animator though, just put some more thought in next time. Just my opinion, I'm probably wrong lol.



A Happy Halloween A Happy Halloween

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Here's Why

The reason i'm giving you a 0 on this is because the ending. I liked the pumpkin turning his mom's head into a jack-o-lantern, but what ruined it for me was how you ripped off family guy. Think up your own jokes.


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ChrisF responds:

I hope your head gets turned into a jack-o-lantern