Lasoogney's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[My Tear for London]

That blew

I can't believe this crap took you three hours. All it was was some stupid chink motionlessly crying. Oh yeah, and some words on the side....good job. Now let me ask you something, why the fuck are the asians crying? Why do they care? Shouldn't it be a london person crying? It would of made some sense in my opinion. What's with all the cheap untalented bastards out there that think anime is art? Come up with your own damn style moron, be original, don't copy others. It's just lame. I liked the music, that was good. I could just as easily tack together a dramatic pity cartoon for people to say, "oh man! That was so horrible what happened! I'm going to give this a good rating because it was a horrible incident and he said something about it!".... Great.... Now i'm betting that you're reading this and thinking, "oh this guy is a jerk! he doesn't care what happened at all!" Well you're wrong, i do think what happened was sad, and i feel bad for them, but the reason I'm writing this is thus: Think back to 9/11...Now when people started throwing all their pity shit cartoons on the net, would you like them on the front page? I bet not.. We need to wait for one that is good, and has a better, less cheap message. All that being said, this cartoon shouldn't be praised...It's not that good. R.I.P innocents of the london bombing.... R.I.P

[Just Draw It]

Must of been a bad week

Wow, underdog AND turd? Must of been a pretty bad week then lol. It wasn't a bad idea, just needed to be smoother. I suggest making your cartoons on 25 fps, it makes it run a lot better. That's what I'm doing and it looks proffessional (as long as you know how to animate). I gotta hand it to you though, this was by far the best turd of the week I have seen. You've got potential, keep it up.

[Days Of Our Lamps]

yeah...

As far as originality goes, this has been done (maybe not with lamps but of this calibur). Also, I didn't really think it was that funny because it was just like a regular soap opera....with lamps....wow. The animation was decent, and so was a the drawing. It wasn't bad. Front page material? Not really. Come on Tom.

[Batman vs. The Riddler]

Very good

Your batman voice was DEAD ON. I used to watch the old batman series from back then. The riddler was dead on too. Too bad your robin blew ass. Still fucking funny though.

[The Magazine]

Good

I liked how it was origininal (as far as I know) and the voices didn't sound like some dipshit teeanger trying to make a stupid voice. The voices sounded clean and original. One thing, just work on your art and animation and this would be really good. I'll give you a 4.

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 12]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!

DUDE!!! ON PLAN FOUR WHEN HE'S DANCING, THAT'S ME AND MY FRIENDS BOOING!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! ALL 5'S JUST BECAUSE OF THAT!!! GO FLASHKIT!!!!!!! THANK YOU GOD!!

Ryan-Smith responds:

You are fucking kidding me, thats you? I did get that from flashkit, fucking small world huh? Damn thats amazing.

[anthropomorphism]

Yeah....

I love your work dude, but this wasn't too great. You need to come up with some new voices, you can always tell that it's your cartoon because the voices are relatively the same each time. Anyway, I was expecting this to be really funny coming from you but was dissappointed.....I honestly think that people gave you a great rating only because you're...well....you. Not to say that was the only reason why, just a contribution. Thanks, bye.

[The life of evil ep. 1]

Not bad

It looks like you just picked up the basics of flash or something... I loved the intro to this, It was first rate. But...The only thing to me is, if you worked so hard on this then why was the bulk of the movie in the dark? Oh well, it was kinda funny and I liked the intro a lot...I'll give you a 3.

[A.S.E.E.E.]

Nice

That's the kind of stuff you see on MTV music videos. Man, that was very good. Loved it.

[Numa Numa Dance]

Great

I just want to know if you did this all as stop action, or did you just record yourself lip syncing to numa numa and import it into flash?