Lasoogney's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["Target Practice"]

This goes out to chicken dave

He was a killer, but something must of triggered it. By reading up on the incident you can tell something drove him to do it, some kind of abuse. But you can't give a cartoon a bad rating because the person was bad, (or in his case fucked up) if the cartoon was good then give it a good rating. He was obviously abused and let's just enjoy what he left us to watch. If you're going to give every artist you don't like a bad rating then you should consider yourself a spiteful ass and get off of newgrounds.

[You Cant Hide]

Nah....

I don't know why anyone thought that was any good. It made absolutely no sense. Some guy jumping around (crappily animated). Switching from a full bodied person to a stick is also a really dumb idea too. Don't try to give me this, "oh he's a shape shifter" bullshit. You're just lazy. Also, the 3d helicopter was stupid looking, i mean WHY did you throw in a 3d colorful animation on a shadow sequence???!!! That looked lame. Throwing in a cool song and a little slice and dice doesn't make a good toon. stu-PID!

[glass danse]

YES!!!!

I LOVED THE BEGINNING, AND THE SONG ROCKED AND OH MY GOD MAN THAT WAS GREAT!!! IF MY PARENTS WEREN'T HOME I WOULD OF GOT UP AND DANCED MAN!!!! YOU'VE JUST EARNED A SPOT ON MY FAVORITES!!!

[Velvet Revolver Tribute]

I love velvet revolver too but......

they're an awesome band, i've been a big fan of Guns N' Roses since i was about 7 (Everyone in the band is from Guns N' Roses except the singer from the Stone Temple Pilots). Great band. I think it's funny that Axel Rose made a new band called 'Guns N' Roses' yet he's the only one from the original group while 'Velvet Revolver' has EVERY original band member from Guns N' Roses except Axel Rose. Don't you think? Anyway, I'm getting off topic. I love the band an all, but if you REALLY love Velvet Revolver, you would of atleast TRIED to make them proud by making something of a tribute other than "I love Velvet Revolver." I don't know how this passed portal, but i think you're tied for first in my thoughts for who'll get turd of the week this week with this other cartoon with tons of gay porn in it. Sorry.

Misguided-Angel responds:

thanks for that long story, you are a good fan :) your zero means alot more then these other people's thanks

[Megaman X Maverick Attack]

Pretty good

That was pretty good. I think it lacked a plot entirely and the fight scenes were completely bland. Other than that, it wasn't that bad. By the way, don't spell wrong on purpose you dildo....poser....

[Luigi the Lonesome]

of course iron maiden and metallica are best

by far. That was pretty good. The metallica song you picked out sucked though.

[Salad Fingers Episode 5]

Wow

damn.....that's the first time i've seen salad fingers and it was very disturbing......AND I LIKED IT!

[The Last Unicorn]

YEAH

this review is just to flush out that asswipe ShaJO who pretty much told what happens. I'll give my REAL score after i watch it

[DailyToon11282004]

how the hell?

how the hell did this pass portal??? That was really dumb, and thanks for the headache! Z:((

[Trials of the Spiderman]

Beautiful....

That was a very beautiful play on spiderman. It really showed who he is, what he does and why he does it. His relationship with with his girlfriend, and his struggles through life. Even though i hate punk rock of any kind, it went really well with the music, so i won't bash that at all. I loved it, what can i say? It was a great story of spiderman. Thank you for creating this.