Lasoogney's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Poontah!]

Eh...

I thought the animation and the voice acting was great and I'd give this cartoon a 10/10 for just that if the joke wasn't so lame. Who hasn't heard this joke before? Not only have I heard a spoken word version of this joke but I've seen this on Futurama before. It's exactly the same joke even. "Do you choose death or Snoo Snoo?" "I choose death" "Ok you get death.. by snoo snoo!" It's not even a very funny joke to begin with. Again the art and animation was perfect but the joke is just so easy and over done.. This cartoon is way over rated.

[Pitchy: Halloween Safety]

Lmao

lmao, that was great. Like a negro? I loved that part, except people will get offended and vote zero. But not me! Loved all of it, especially that part. 5/5

Tlaxcatl responds:

Yes indeed the fifties were wild and crazy timeses

[The Child of B - Drifting]

Wow...

maybe i should make a shitty tribute to someone to get something on NG.

IndigloClock responds:

SBC was the king of the portal - submit.

[Lost Rhapsody]

Weird Coincidence

I downloaded the song 'Bohemian Rhapsody' (the Queen one) about the same time this appeared on NG. Then I watched it and was like, "holy crap, that's strange". Wasn't the same song (increased tempo and weird al's strange voice), but i knew the words :). Never saw lost, but I'll give you a good review anyway because it seemed to go along with the song.

CapnBob responds:

Thanks! The video makes a lot more sense if you watch the show. Try renting the first season, you might like it!

[The Nail]

hmmmmm

That sucked. All it was was a bunch of pictures flashing and a children of bodom song. You could of picked a much better song, and one that didn't drag on so long (that way you could of put more effort into it without worrying about making the time span). I would suggest pretty much any song from 'Follow the Reaper'. All of those songs kick ass. I guess it's not too bad for your first music video, but it's definetely not newgrounds worthy IMO. Try a little harder next time.

[The END Game?]

Not bad

A few things wrong with it. Senseless violence marked with a song that makes the cartoon look like it has some meaning. I played it with no sound however, and the value went down big time. Some guy in a building slashing SWAT team people (i don't know if they were SWAT but whatever). You should of thrown in an action song, not some shitty overused meaningless Linkin Park song.... God I hate Linkin Park, every fucking pre-teen on the planet loves those faggots. There might be a meaning to this cartoon (or plot) but you're the only one who knows what it is. You're a pretty good animator though, just put some more thought in next time. Just my opinion, I'm probably wrong lol.

[A Happy Halloween]

Here's Why

The reason i'm giving you a 0 on this is because the ending. I liked the pumpkin turning his mom's head into a jack-o-lantern, but what ruined it for me was how you ripped off family guy. Think up your own jokes.

ChrisF responds:

I hope your head gets turned into a jack-o-lantern